5. Bryan Lee O’Malley (@radiomaru)
For: Nerds, geeks, fans of Scott Pilgrim
Sample Tweet: “moratorium on people calling other people ‘sir’ on the Internet especially in the context of like ‘your taste is the same as mine'” or “Skyrim tmrw. goodbye; I will remember u~ (via sarah mclachlan)”

4. WhiteGrlProblems (@whitegrlproblem)
For: People who like jokes
Sample Tweet: “I used to want to be Mary Kate but now I want to be Ashley. #whitegirlproblems”

3. Diplo (@diplo)
For: International DJs, crazy nights
Sample Tweet: “I wish there was a shazam for women so I can jus go to this chicks facebook page by recording her sneeze”

2. Rob Delaney (@robdelaney)
For: People who like comedy, wit
Sample Tweet: “No. RT @BarackObama: Is the song “Piano Man” about a guy who is actually part piano, like a monster?”

1. Kelly Oxford (@kellyoxford)
For: Everyone
Sample Tweet: “You know how Lennie in ‘Of Mice and Men’ pet those animals until they died? That’s basically men and sex.”