Curren$y’s latest collection of heady tunes found on _The Stoned Immaculate_ is his first to be released by a major label, Warner Bros. Records. But like the other dozens of mixtapes and random cuts he’s been on, Curren$y is fersher not subtle about all the mad chron he’s been going through.
If you’re trying to wrap your brain around when people usually play this “music,” the appropriate times would be: before Taco Bell; over shitty, crackling subs in Greektown; after Taco Bell; and while sitting in a circle with your friends waiting for your turn. But if you’re not as hangin’ as the local duffelbagger, you’ll probably just catch this felony on wheels before Pretty Lights.
With a title like _The Stoned Immaculate_, this wicked chill dude has clearly been crushing more roaches than an East Campus resident. What could be described as his gnarrest gnar so far, _The Stoned Immaculate_ features some of the bigger names in the music industry such as Pharrell (“Chasin Paper”), Estelle for the ladies (“That’s the Thing”) and his good friend Wiz Khalifa working on a couple traps — er tracks as well.
Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely a few songs to be enjoyed on this one. The rapper Wale helps break this one open on “What it Look Like,” and other tracks like “Chasin Papers” and “Chandelier” are also relatively enjoyable even if you aren’t a white dude with stud earrings.
Just make sure to avoid “Capitol” featuring 2 Chainz, aka the only rapper on the album to have less diction than a drooling 2-year-old. If hip-hop really is dead, lines like “riding shotgun with that K on the side, bitches that I’m done with let them lay on the side,” would make it roll in its grave.