_I decided a Shakespearean sonnet would be the most appropriate way to present my review of Columbia’s two downtown pizza shops. Hark! – to Shakespeare’s Pizza apologists: fight me._
Shall I compare Shakespeare’s to Pizza Tree?
I went thither to Shakespeare’s short-term spot
Methinks I’d try it – I paid dollars three
But liking it? I found that I could not.
A slice of classic cheese was put to test
The crust was bad, the flavors were not strong
So if thou thinkest Shakespeare’s is the best
There’s just one thing to say then: thou art wrong.
Henceforth to Pizza Tree – the best to eat
The Margherita’s cheese and zesty sauce
Are topped with basil – it’s a unique treat
Like other daring pizzas from the boss.
Shakespeare’s doth not deserve thy credit card
For now you gotta Pizza Party Hard (Y’all)
