**@MizzouFratBoy** — The rambling thoughts of your quintessential frat daddy. Most tweets are about drinking and pledges doing embarrassing things.

**@MizzouPassouts** — Tons of pictures of people facedown on the carpet after a long night of Natty Light.

**@MizzouSquirrel** — It’s rumored that the engineering students installed a microchip in a squirrel that reads and tweets all his thoughts.

**@WSMizzouCM** — A niche form of the original “What Should We Call Me” Tumblr account.

**@MizzouShackers** — The morning after, everyone’s eventually gotta go home. Borrowed basketball shorts, stilettos and all.

**@FreeFoodMizzou** — Keeps you up to date on where to find the free Shakespeare’s and Jimmy John’s on campus every day.

**@MizzouGDI** — This guy usually just tweets about embarrassing goings-on in the dorms and how cool cargo shorts are.

**@MizzouMakeouts** — Last weekend’s archive of awkwardly-positioned and extremely public displays of affection. The faint of stomach need not apply.

**@clubellis** — Some people think Club Ellis isn’t a real club. Clearly they haven’t seen all the vomit in here after finals.