**Missy Elliott – _Under Construction_** Alone this Valentine’s Day? Alone in general? Screw social norms, and screw yourself! Turn off the lights, light some candles and play "Work It" on repeat...

Through my cross-cultural journalism and modern philosophy classes, I have learned that I know nearly nothing. I am inundated with doubt and certain that certainty is a fool’s treasure.  On days when...

Space babies? A Doritos-obsessed goat? A sexy model kissing a nerd? Yep, when things get weird, you know it’s time for Super Bowl commercials. America’s cultural obsession with Super Bowl commercials...

I’m still in mourning. The final episode of “30 Rock” hit airwaves last week, and I’m not quite done grieving yet. I tearfully re-watched the third season like a 1950s war widow looks through...

The Grammys have the wonderful power and pleasure of being, simultaneously, America’s most and least relevant music award show. Despite the fact that the voters appear to be out of touch — though in...

At lunchtime on Tuesday, about thirty MU students gathered in the Women’s Center for an event called, “What’s in the Name?” The event covered the issue of marital naming practices and its effects...

Valentine’s Day is probably the No. 1 hit or miss holiday in America. Generally people fall into two categories: those who are absolutely gaga over the day, decorating their rooms with heart streamers...

People really love zombies, don’t they? Zombies have spawned their own genre, generating video games, films and television shows. Hell, “Community” even did a zombie episode, so that means they are...

Andrea Morse, the owner of [Cherry Hill Massage](http://www.cherryhillmassage.com/) in Columbia, shares her best at-home massage tips with MOVE.  **Get comfy:** Since spa beds aren’t found in dorm...