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The Student Newspaper of the University of Missouri

The Maneater

The Student Newspaper of the University of Missouri

The Maneater

How to survive a ‘Winter Wonderland’

Benjamin Brown December 9, 2014

December is upon us. The air is brisk, our breath is visible, and the grass is frosted in the mornings. It is time to stand by the window in a sweater and sip coffee while little specks of white dance...

America’s discriminatory blood restriction

Lily Cusack December 9, 2014

This past week, [according to The Guardian](http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/dec/02/fda-blood-donations-gay-bisexual-men), a group of advisers met for two days to discuss the ban enforced by the...

Confessions of an anonymous sex columnist

Edna Smith December 9, 2014

Happy endings are arguably what this column has been about all semester, but this particular ending of my time with The Maneater is rather sad. You’ve let me jabber about vibrators, grill my roommate...

How to be a professional procrastinator

Benjamin Brown December 3, 2014

Thanksgiving break made me realize a lot of things. I remembered how thankful I am for my family, I rediscovered my love for homemade noodles and I learned that I would go to great lengths to avoid homework. I...

Why you should sext

Edna Smith December 3, 2014

We’d been apart for six months, and our text conversations were going the way of summer’s leftover hot dog buns, sitting forgotten in my cupboard: stale. Stale! We were two young 20-somethings. We...

The numbers game

Edna Smith November 19, 2014

Dear Readers, Having sex with someone is a lot like sharing your first secret. After all’s said and done and the glass of water has been fetched, there's still all of this pleasant oxytocin and dopamine...

The LGBT community and HIV

Lily Cusack November 19, 2014

HIV, human immunodeficiency virus, is a deadly disease that kills millions of people every year. [According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention(CDC)](http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/basics/whatishiv.html),...

Thanksgiving break in 500 words

Benjamin Brown November 18, 2014

I like Thanksgiving, but I’m not crazy about it. It’s a holiday of extremes. The food is hot, but the weather is cold. The break is nice, but it’s spent studying for finals. And of course, there...

The wide world of emoji

Benjamin Brown November 11, 2014

I once had a high school health teacher named Mr. Taylor, and he once told us, “You all don’t know how to talk to each other. All you know how to do is type.” Unfortunately for Mr. Taylor, who taught...

An increasingly accepting Church

Lily Cusack November 11, 2014

“Homosexuality” has long been synonymous with “sin” in the Catholic Church. It was clear that previous papacies and their administrations did not support the LGBT community in any way. The Catholic...

Sex manners 101

Edna Smith November 11, 2014

Imagine a world in which we all wear deodorant, brush our teeth and treat each others’ genitals with the love and respect (and the gentle grip) that they deserve. A world in which bedside faux pas are...

Halloween winners and losers

Benjamin Brown November 4, 2014

Halloween has come and passed, and it was certainly a weekend to remember. Unfortunately, many people don’t remember it, what with all of the … candy they ate. Luckily, I was the designated driver...