American royalty. Yes, on the heels of the Scottish vote for independence that left the Queen happy after her request to not be the last queen of Scotland, perhaps the closest person to an American queen...

Maybe it’s just been a while. Maybe that long distance relationship is starting to wear on you with the whole lack-of-penis part. Or maybe sex has just lately seemed like an unnecessarily sweaty workout,...

The media is, essentially, your life. Everything you encounter or discuss in a typical day (TV shows, movies, songs, clothes, ideals, etc.) can usually be traced back to originating from the media. You...

I graduated high school with a class of 143 students. We all knew each other and saw the same faces every day, but then I came to Mizzou where my freshman class was listed as over 6,000 students and the...

The following took place at an all-female apartment. The identities of those involved have been changed for their own protection. _Ben:_ Do you guys mind if I ask you a few questions about what you don’t...

Imagine, for a moment, that you are sitting in a therapist’s office, pouring out your worries and fears and feelings to them. You have a lot of faith that they will help you feel better. Now imagine...

Amanda Bynes does a great shrill scream, and in the film “Easy A," you can see her at her shriek-iest best when her character discovers that her boyfriend has a sexually transmitted infection. _“Chlamydiaaaaa?!?!?”_...

Now that we’re in college and living on our own, it is up to us to take responsibility for all of our actions and decisions. Whether it is deciding to not post — or post — something controversial...

Let's make it three for three in terms of consecutive weeks of referencing a Comedy Central political pundit because, well, this whole ISIS thing is making a mockery of consistency. First, we go to war...

Alien construction of the pyramids and Illuminati conspiracy theories aside, the actual age-old question of this great human civilization is, dear readers, whether or not a successful booty call buddy...

On Friday, my buddy Shawn called me up. “Hey Ben — I just heard about this new club on the north side of downtown. You want to come wingman for me?” “Yeah, sure. I can put off some homework....

When you move away from home, whether it is a few miles or a few hundred miles away, you’ve moved away from old friends and have started a new journey. So what ever will you do without your childhood...