Group of Steves: (chitter chatter) Me: Hey guys, I see that you’ve formed a circle discussion at this party. Group of Steves: (chatter chitter) Me: Can I chat with you guys? Group of Steves: (chitter...

Down goes Santorum. Now we know what we didn’t even need to hold a primary to conclude: Mitt Romney is going to be the Republican nominee. Moving into the general election isn’t turning the page to...

President Obama took his lack of respect for the rule of law to a new level last week by exclaiming, “I’m confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary...

As I’ve made abundantly clear throughout my columns, I am a huge fan of music. I scour blogs to discover new artists and dig through crates to rediscover the veterans. When a new Kanye song drops, you...

Spring break is over and there are no holidays off between now and finals. Things are about to get serious. All that is left is a long slog of classes, studying and projects until summer, and it can be...

As the end of the primaries comes ever closer, it looks like Mitt Romney might end up having the Republican candidacy after all. With the win in the Wisconsin primary, many think it is likely Romney will...

It is not often I get to quote Bo Burnham politically. It is also not often that the GOP backtracks and flip-flops on issues... Wait. Who am I kidding? They are nominating Mitt Romney for Pete’s sake. In...

Me: Hey, Steve, how’s it going? Nice hat. Epic Steve: Yeah, isn’t it epic? Me: What? Epic Steve: Isn’t it epic? Me: This is 2012. Stop saying that. Epic Steve: Whatever, man! My hat is winning! Me:...

That awkward moment when you’re The Maneater’s campus issues columnist and your campus issue of the week is... The Maneater. Every year around April Fool’s Day, The Maneater staff craft a parody...

What is the proper role of government? This question has plagued humanity for centuries, and still no one can provide an answer that can garner a small amount of consensus. Do we need a collective body...

I am falling asleep at the wheel. The Republican primary season has been bottomed out and banal for weeks. There have been no debates, few state primaries and few real, perceptible consequences. I am...

Margaret Thatcher once said, “Power is like being a lady ...if you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.” This makes it quite curious that Fox News’ slogan is, “The Most Powerful Name in News.” It’s...