Once every four years, each school in the University of Missouri System has the distinction of a non-voting student representative from its campus on the Board of Curators. Last month, UM-Kansas City...

Professor Steve: Hello, class. Today’s lecture topic is a good one. Let me just show you this video here on the old projector. Me: Oh god. Professor Steve: Let me see, here. Let me just, uh … Okay...

Running across the MOVE column "Jane Eyre: Prude n' proud" by Claire Landsbaum really changed my week, mostly because I had to get angry about it. Connecting classic literary works to the present day,...

I’m writing to express my distaste and outrage about the column entitled “Grindr lovin’ had me aghast” by Emma Woodhouse, which was included in your Friday March 2, 2012, issue of MOVE Magazine....

The time has come to discuss birth control and the clusterfuck surrounding it. Every Republican candidate opposes abortion and many types of birth control. Ron Paul and Mitt Romney both oppose Roe v....

Scott Mescudi released his newest album last week and it was… different. To begin with, the eponymous album was released under the name WZRD – the band formed by Mescudi and longtime friend and producer...

The current [federal grant funding system](http://www.niaid.nih.gov/researchfunding/grant/strategy/pages/innovative.aspx) is hurting innovation. The price of operating a working laboratory, with need...

Many conservatives are being fooled into thinking Barack “Mohammad” Hussein Obama is a radical, covert Muslim who was sworn in to the Senate and White House on the Quran. Chain emails are an interesting...

One Mizzou. What a great slogan. That's basically all One Mizzou is: a slogan, a sweet-sounding hashtag for Twitter, a short convenient catchphrase for banners. Two words, but relatively no meaning. We're...

I’ve briefly mentioned rhetoric and values in past columns, but columns are short, and I couldn’t spread the context thick enough. Here’s what I wanted to say but couldn’t. Most voters lack higher...

Me: (Wow, that’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.) Steve the Hot Girl: (Walks up) Me: You’re the most gorgeous, elegant, enchanting manifestation of beauty I’ve ever borne witness to. I...

For the past two years, certain (see: white, male) students have found creative ways to remind minority students of their “lesser place” at Mizzou through public racist acts, such as scattering cotton...