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The Maneater

The Student Newspaper of the University of Missouri

The Maneater

The Student Newspaper of the University of Missouri

The Maneater

Who says women aren’t funny?

David Adams June 1, 2011

Comedian John Belushi once famously asserted that women aren't funny. This is just proof that you should never trust anybody that died of a speedball overdose. Clearly, Belushi had never heard of comedians...

Don’t steal – is it really too much to ask?

Sheela Lal June 1, 2011

During finals week, a friend from high school had a Facebook status that read (paraphrased), “Finals week brings out the best in people. I need to leave for a bit and the guy sitting nearby just understands,...

Editorial: Music department should be proactive for renovations

June 1, 2011

Despite the many renovations going on throughout campus, the Fine Arts Building, aka “FAB,” is not looking so fabulous these days. In all honesty, between the leaks, cramped conditions and infrastructure...

New texting ban failure in Missouri Senate questionable

June 1, 2011

No matter your age, if you’re not looking at the road, you’re a dangerous driver. Likewise, whatever else you are trying to do, whether texting, reading a map, eating a sandwich or shaving your face,...

My tearful, drunken goodbye

Lindsey Wehking May 6, 2011

Dear Manmuncher readers, or reader, or… anyone? Who am I kidding: Dear Mom, Thank you for all of your fan mail and comments. Please feel free to keep them coming. It was my pleasure to provide you...

Support the Nuclear Site Permit Bill

May 6, 2011

Missouri is home to some of the lowest energy rates in the country for our business and residential consumers. We enjoy these low rates largely due to long-term strategic planning that took place decades...

Bin Laden’s death – history or bust?

Cade Cleavelin May 6, 2011

I’ve always liked history, for one because I find the parallels you can draw between a seemingly dissociative past and a complicated, bureaucratic present to be fascinating. But also because there is...

CPD’s Facebook page shows lack of transparency, honesty

May 6, 2011

Hopping on the train of the digital age, the Columbia Police Department created a Facebook page to serve as a public relations platform. The page advertises itself as venue for “input and positive comments...

Same-sex partner benefits are more than optional

May 6, 2011

Debate about the need for domestic partnership benefits for UM System employees is nothing new. The matter has been discussed for years here at MU, both at the student level and among faculty, and the...

Tucson Unified School District should not force diversity course requirement

Taeler De Haes May 3, 2011

On Tuesday, the governing board of the Tucson Unified School District was supposed to consider a plan that would allow Mexican-American History and Mexican-American Literature to be offered as electives,...

Tornado response indicates lessons learned

Brad Grim May 3, 2011

The tornadoes that devastated the South last week have been called the deadliest natural disaster on American soil since Hurricane Katrina, but you wouldn’t know it, as Katrina received much more publicity. The...

Technology doesn’t inhibit cultural consumption

Alex Pesek May 3, 2011

I’m an English major, but aside from the curriculum and technical requirements of that, I obnoxiously fit the romantic characteristics that come with the territory. I vicariously seek the oldest, most...