Seeing as I’m the biggest Kanye West fan this side of Kanye West and have thoroughly and completely read through Kim Kardashian’s Wikipedia page, I consider myself the foremost authority on the pair. Here are my picks:

**Donda** – West’s mom’s name. Like every good son, he really loved his mom and it took a huge toll on him when she passed away in 2007. So, being the good son that he is, it’s pretty likely that he’ll name a daughter after her in some fashion. 

**Kiki** – The only thing the Kardashians love more than dirty reality TV money is the letter “K.” And this name has two of them. Also, ‘I’ is in there twice, and that has to be Kardashian’s second favorite letter and West’s first. 

**Lisa** – Lisa was the name of the character Kim played in “Disaster Movie,” which was the first movie she was in that didn’t involve her naked and with Ray J. 

**Kristi** – This could be a reference to Kim’s mother (Kris Jenner) or Kim’s second (and current) husband, Kris Humphries. So the couple could pretend that they were naming their child after Mrs. Jenner, and it still would be an epic dig at Mr. Humpries. It would be criminal to pass up a chance like that, even if it’s the name of a baby. 

**Destiny** – This is obviously a nod to Beyonce, who deserves it because she’s Beyonce. And it’s a pretty arrogant name for a baby when you think about it, so it fits the couple perfectly. 

**Omari** – A way for Kanye to name the baby after himself without naming the baby after himself. Omari is his middle name, and it’s a pretty sweet name in general. I’ll toss in a sleeper pick for them naming the baby Kanye Omari West Jr., and the baby just goes by Omari. 

**Key** – Key West. Get it? 

**Ray** – Everyone knows that Ray J is really the one Kim and West need to thank for their unholy lack of matrimony. Because if Kim had never filmed herself making sex with Ray J, then she wouldn’t be famous, and this baby wouldn’t be growing inside of her. So, giving Ray J the thanks he deserves is what this name is all about. 

**Orenthal** – Even though Kardashian’s mother has been married to Bruce Jenner since 1991, there’s something to be said for biological fatherhood. And though Robert Kardashian didn’t earn himself a baby name, O.J. Simpson gets a nod for making Kim’s bio-daddy rich and famous.

**Wayne** – A definite underdog. I’m just pulling for Lil Wayne to get the baby name after him for his fantastic role in the worst song Kanye has ever released, “Barry Bonds.”