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The Student Newspaper of the University of Missouri

The Maneater

The Student Newspaper of the University of Missouri

The Maneater

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SATIRE: Spring break horoscopes from an under-qualified source

Abigail Henshaw March 16, 2023
Spring break is nearly upon us! Check out what’s in store for you, written by someone who knows close-to nothing about astrology.
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March Crossword: pie and pi

Ever Cole March 14, 2023
The Maneater’s monthly crossword, in honor of Pi Day on March 14!
Enrollment 101: Registering for fall classes with ease 

Enrollment 101: Registering for fall classes with ease 

Jay Motiwala March 9, 2023
With early registration officially underway, many students are now able to add and enroll in their courses. Here are some helpful tips when it comes to fall enrollment. 
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Poem: “Black Kings and Queens together”

Bri Davis March 6, 2023

Poet Bri Davis shares her poem about the beauty that Black men and women hold when they come together. We are one. My sister,  My brother. Together, in harmony.  A community. A...

Purim history, celebrations and noisemakers!

Naomi Klein March 6, 2023

Learn about the Jewish Festival of Lots and its traditions, including how to make your own gragger at home. Purim, the Jewish Festival of Lots, celebrates the freedom of Jews from persecution...

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The Maneater’s March Horoscope

Bri Davis March 5, 2023

It’s time for the March horoscope, filled with positive changes and vibes. Read on to see what awaits for your zodiac sign this month. Aries (March 21-April 19) You have the chance to...

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Ask a Fashion Student: Four female designers that changed the fashion industry

Nicole Lardner March 2, 2023
In honor of Women’s History Month, fashion student Nicole Lardner shares the stories of four influential female fashion designers throughout history.
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 Ask a Fashion Student: How to build a cute, comfortable outfit

Nicole Lardner March 1, 2023

Fashion student Nicole Lardner gives tips on how to build a casual outfit, and how to dress warmly for the cold weather! “New to being in a colder climate, how to dress warmly in the cold...

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SATIRE: American food is weird and I can prove it

Sarah Moura February 28, 2023

What to do when you move somewhere with foreign food? This international student has the answer. Everytime someone finds out I’m an international student, the first thing they ask is: "What...

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Memorial Stadium: Then and now

Abby Henshaw February 27, 2023

Take a nostalgic walk down memory lane with the "Then and Now Column.” This third installment looks at the changes to Memorial Stadium. Memorial Stadium's west exterior glows as the sun...

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Poem: “Here’s to our Black Queens”

Bri Davis February 27, 2023

Poet Bri Davis shares a poem about our beautiful Black female community and the things they do. Dear Black Queens, You are beautiful. Don’t compare yourself to those around you.  You’ve...

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Poem: “Here’s to our Black Kings”

Bri Davis February 27, 2023

Poet Bri Davis shares a poem about our amazing Black male community and the things they do. Dear Black Kings,  We see you, Shining for the world to see. And you are bright.  In...