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The Student Newspaper of the University of Missouri

The Maneater

The Student Newspaper of the University of Missouri

The Maneater

May Horoscopes

The Maneater’s May horoscopes

Read the monthly horoscope to see what May has in store for each zodiac sign.
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Cynical Dating Advice: Disturbing strangers and being bored with yourself

Elisabeth Ivens April 30, 2022
Ever wanted dating advice that’s maybe actually useful? You have come to the right website!
Noname Cynical Dating Advice 01

Cynical Dating Advice: Tinder profile review and pointless romantic ventures

Elisabeth Ivens April 28, 2022
Ever wanted dating advice that’s maybe actually useful? You have come to the right website!
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Life is not meant to be easy, but achievable: A poem

Tia Laury April 27, 2022
Change doesn’t have to be intimidating, but instead a new route to grow in life.
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Beginner’s guide to crystals: luck edition

Lexi Stacy April 12, 2022
Lexi Stacy is a freshman journalism major at MU. She is a Fun and Games columnist who writes about the whimsical world of crystals and all things magic for the Maneater.
Aries Tarus

 The Maneater’s April 2022 horoscopes

Ever Cole and Abby Stetina April 10, 2022
Read the monthly horoscope to see what April has in store for each zodiac sign.
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Overanalyzing “Let it Go”: What Elsa tells us about existentialism

Elisabeth Ivens April 8, 2022
In the Overanalyzing Column we are reading a little too much into pieces of art to dig out meanings that were in no way intended to be there.
Noname Cynical Dating Advice 01

Cynical Dating Advice – It sucks, but it’s true!

Ever wanted dating advice that’s maybe actually useful? You have come to the right website!
The college student grind: How to procrastinate and still be productive

The college student grind: How to procrastinate and still be productive

Galena April 4, 2022
Ask an “Eater” advice columns are written by Galena, a Fun and Games writer. Galena is a freshman journalism major with a minor in criminology/criminal justice. Send her anonymous questions using the form at the bottom of the page!
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St. Patrick drives the squirrels from Columbia

Joseph Berglund March 16, 2022
Check out this new comic!
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Ask and ‘Eater: Put your records on and tell me your favorite song

Galena March 16, 2022
Ask an ‘Eater advice columns are written by Galena, a Fun and Games writer. Galena is a freshman journalism major with a minor in criminology/criminal justice. Send her anonymous questions using the form at the bottom of the page!
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Acorn shortage causes squirrel king to shut down food resources for citizens

Anna Maria Mikolajczak March 11, 2022
King Scrap, the king of the squirrels has shut down the local nut pantry, squirrels are suspecting he is hiding all of the food for himself and in turn losing the trust in his people.