Group of Steves: (chitter chatter) Me: Hey guys, I see that you’ve formed a circle discussion at this party. Group of Steves: (chatter chitter) Me: Can I chat with you guys? Group of Steves: (chitter...

Down goes Santorum. Now we know what we didn’t even need to hold a primary to conclude: Mitt Romney is going to be the Republican nominee. Moving into the general election isn’t turning the page to...

Dear Editors: Humans make mistakes. The Titanic, the Challenger explosion and the BP oil crisis are all examples of human mistakes. But the lightbulb, penicillin and the pacemaker were also results of...

President Obama took his lack of respect for the rule of law to a new level last week by exclaiming, “I’m confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary...

We, The Maneater editorial board, would like to express our sincerest apologies to anyone offended by the April Fools’ edition of The Maneater, published April 3. We regret that our publication decided...

Spring break is over and there are no holidays off between now and finals. Things are about to get serious. All that is left is a long slog of classes, studying and projects until summer, and it can be...

As the end of the primaries comes ever closer, it looks like Mitt Romney might end up having the Republican candidacy after all. With the win in the Wisconsin primary, many think it is likely Romney will...

It is not often I get to quote Bo Burnham politically. It is also not often that the GOP backtracks and flip-flops on issues... Wait. Who am I kidding? They are nominating Mitt Romney for Pete’s sake. In...

It seems as if introducing legislation dictating what women are allowed to do for their health and bodies has become a trend in Missouri politics. Missouri House Bill 1274, sponsored by Rep. Andrew Koenig,...

Throughout the country, colleges are receiving pressure from students to provide local, natural food options in their dining halls. MU is just one of those colleges. We applaud the Missouri Students Association...

To the editors of The Maneater: Like many other students, I am writing to you today to voice my concerns about the very offensive things published in the April Fool’s Day edition of The Maneater. The...

As I’ve made abundantly clear throughout my columns, I am a huge fan of music. I scour blogs to discover new artists and dig through crates to rediscover the veterans. When a new Kanye song drops, you...