The Maneater committed a grievous error in judgment regarding the content of the April Fool’s edition published Tuesday. I take responsibility for that error. This edition of The Maneater was incredibly...

Maneater, I wanna love you, I really do. You’ve done a whole lot for me as a writer. When I started working for the paper four years ago, it was the first time I had ever written a real news story. Now...

Me: Hey, Steve, how’s it going? Nice hat. Epic Steve: Yeah, isn’t it epic? Me: What? Epic Steve: Isn’t it epic? Me: This is 2012. Stop saying that. Epic Steve: Whatever, man! My hat is winning! Me:...

That awkward moment when you’re The Maneater’s campus issues columnist and your campus issue of the week is... The Maneater. Every year around April Fool’s Day, The Maneater staff craft a parody...

What is the proper role of government? This question has plagued humanity for centuries, and still no one can provide an answer that can garner a small amount of consensus. Do we need a collective body...

I am falling asleep at the wheel. The Republican primary season has been bottomed out and banal for weeks. There have been no debates, few state primaries and few real, perceptible consequences. I am...

The Internet is awesome. Although this seems like an obvious statement, it’s not something to just gloss over. It’s important to sit back every once and a while and look at how great we have it....

Margaret Thatcher once said, “Power is like being a lady ...if you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.” This makes it quite curious that Fox News’ slogan is, “The Most Powerful Name in News.” It’s...

If elected president, Rick Santorum vows to ban pornography. Or at least, “hard core” pornography. Dub tee eff, Rick Santorum. No, just no. Santorum argues that porn apparently causes brain damage,...

Tuesday is a municipal election for Columbia, a very important day for the city. Residents will cast votes for two City Council seats, two positions on Columbia’s Board of Education and two ballot proposals. Every...

Hinkson Creek, the small, unassuming body of water that flows along the Katy Trail past MU is hiding a secret. Well, it's not a secret if you're familiar with local environmental issues. Hinkson Creek...

Everyone misses the 1950s. It was a simpler time. Dad worked one job, mom cooked and cleaned while the kids went to their cute little segregated schools. Everyone loves the decade that brought us shows...